The New Hermit: Selena Sneebly
The first female Hermit has emerged (or retreated, as the case may be). One Selena Sneebly on Tuesday paddled to a small island in the Pacific ocean. With a large stock of bottles, she writes blistering missives to to humanity, her hatred for mankind bobbling along the waves toward civilization. It is unclear how long she will continue her Hermitude, but by all indications she’s in it for the long haul. Could Selena be the Ultimate Hermit? Time will tell.
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