The New Mexico Surreal Engine

Profound technological advancement from an underground laboratory.

Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel,
Surreal Times Reporter

Scientists working in an underground laboratory in New Mexico have created the first Surreal Engine. The Engine, drawing from a trade-secret source, conveys surreality qubit-for-qubit at an unprecedented speed. It has been called a “portal to surreality for the average man.”

Foreseeing widespread production of such Engines, it seems that for the first time mass surreality is within humanity's grasp. The top secret scientist said, “It’s about time we realize that reality isn’t always the answer.”

The technology has one notable drawback. Many of its trial subjects, upon returning to reality, find themselves unsatisfied. Reportedly, they gather at night, turn their eyes upward, and lament their inability to “see past the heavens.”

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