The Operation Was A Success But The Patient Was Dead

My stories are not entirely fiction but theyre not entirely non-fiction

Hello Mrs Davis glad you could make this appointment at such short notice This must be little Billy Hello Billy How are you today Your mother says you havent been a good little boy youve been acting up and causing trouble at school Well dont worry Billy we have something that will make you all better Mrs Davis I understand youve tried everything Ritalin Adderal Horse tranquilizers but none of them seem to work Well Mrs Davis today is your lucky day Thanks to the miracle of science we have developd a new procedure that will turn your little Billy into an ideal son He will become a star student and grow up to become a functoinal member of society How does that sound Billy Don’t you want to make your mommy proud Lets begin Have a seat over here Billy Your mommy needs to leave the room for a while Its okay Im here Im a doctor You can trust me Now this may sting a litle bit but Hey Billy please sit down its okay the door is locked your moms not here just relax Billy hold still please I just need to Ouch the Little bastard bit me Alright you little shit Nurse strap him down Youre making this harder on yourself Now just relax There we go Now you wont feel a thing we just need to drill a little hole in your head

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