The Pentagon Loses Edge, Becomes Square
The United States Pentagon, once always ready to party, has reportedly turned into a square. “He used to be so fun, but I never see that side of him anymore,” said a neighboring building in northern Virginia, “He’s really lost his edge.” Other institutions shared concerns about the U.S. Department of Defense headquarters. “While he used to be a meticulous worker,” a fellow government agency disclosed, “lately he’s been cutting corners.” Some supporters, however, believe that the the former pentagon has changed for the better and is now seeing things from the right angle. Regardless, during interviews of those who know him, many expressed their wishes that he would “shape up” and “think outside the box.”
The administrative structure could not be reached for comment. At press time, he was reportedly attempting to fit himself into a round hole.
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