The Rise Together Corporation Falls

In a shocking turn of events, the Rise Together corporation, known for supplying the recent spate of fault-parties as well as the upcoming portable Surreal Engine, has closed its doors. The board of directors unanimously resigned, and the company's assets have been set for auction. The prosecution of a team of Rise Together scientists (led by Dr. Linda Peterson) for homicide surely played a role. However, analysts say that the extrasplosion (neither an explosion nor an implosion) at the San Andreas Fault, and the subsequent ramifications for the field of Surreality research, are the true cause of the company’s demise. The Surreal Times website contains additional information on this topic. Until then, this reporter says, stay safe and stay real.

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