Trapped 5ft Off The Ground

Eddie Backle,
Citizen of the World

Please kind stranger, I am in dire need of assistance. The ladder on my bunk bed broke off, and unfortunately I was on the top bunk when it happened and now I’m trapped. It’s been three months and still no sign of my mom coming to get me. If you’re reading this I need you to go call the bed bunk company and tell them to come to my house and re-attach the ladder asap. Also, please tell my mom that she was wrong and I was right about this being a potential problem. She insisted if the ladder broke the bed bunk would collapse but look at me now, trapped up here, five feet in the air, and with no possible way of getting down. If no one comes to rescue me in time, know that I have no regrets, as the bottom bunk is totally lame.

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