Woman Fell In Love With A Yeast Infection

It was a morning like any other. A woman who wishes to remain anonymous woke up a bit early, a bit uncomfortable, a bit scratchy. At first she didn’t like the feeling, but it kept her company when others wouldn’t. Her parents explained to her that she had a “yeast infection” and that she needed to take drugs to get rid of it.

“Mom, can I keep it?” she asked.

Her parents insisted that she eat pills and drink drinks that taste not good, in order to made the yeast infection go away, but she couldn’t let go of her new friend. So, when they were sleeping, she replaced the pills with sugar tablets.

As she explained, “That way i could have two things at once that I wanted: yeast friends and yumyums, and mummy would never know.”

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