Humphrey didn’t realize his wife was having a 3-leg day, and in bliss, she let go a sigh when he walked towards her patronizingly using only two of his three. She closed her eyes and drifted into a dream.

After all of this time “bumsurfing” under the ordinators, those who tap on windows in the morning ----

Every morning, everyone woke up to shake their fists at the sun for daring to facilitate life on Earth, which they saw as a minor inconvenience. Humphrey’s wife scoured the pockets of the bums. Maybe one of them would bear the mark of the right star sign to make possible the joining of the fabled long-walking class -- a leg seed symbol. Finally, she found one, one poor gang-star who, in a life lost, was one of them. He had fallen off his high horse and into the hands of a group of fire hydrant vandals. This fellow possessed three legs himself and had at least three semi-watered leg seeds in his pockets.

Her dream was within her grasp, then right before her eyes, it turned back to sand. Awoken in tears by a light and an uppity tap from an ordinator. She tried to chase him but could only run so fast on two legs. She swallowed her pride as she swallowed a leg seed, and her head began elongating as she shrieked in pain. She should have thought this through.

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