”I No Longer Recognize The Tree Folk”: Dazzle-Razzle Speaks Out

Senior Hoff Dazzle-Razzle Magoogoo,
Citizen of The World, Ex Head of Tree Folk
Artist's depiction of Senior Hoff Dazzle-Razzle Magoogoo by Kid Zotov.

I no longer recognize the Tree Folk. What was once an organization dedicated to reason and civic duty has become a bunch of bickering children. We have lost sight of what makes us great. We have become a partisan organization both internally and externally. We are no longer united. We cannot effect change, we cannot even effect ourselves.

I don’t know the way ahead for this organization. I would posit that it doesn’t involve Double Junior Hoff Ricko No-Wicko, but I can’t even say that, as his quarter are both vociferous and numerous, growing every day. The way forward may not even involve me.

I know who the Tree Folk were. Two months ago we were a harmonious, non-partisan organization pushing common sense change and a better future for everybody. Now we squabble due to this outsider. I am disgusted.

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