The Tree Folk Will Stop The Banjoman Menace

By Senior Hoff Ricko No-Wicko,

My name is Ricko No-Wicko, and I speak for the Tree Folk, a collective of radical centrists who champion causes like medical tort reform, common-sense gun control, and increased education funding. But today, the Tree Folk face a new menace: the Banjoman. Violence is not in our nature, but we cannot abide by the status quo. While the coma caused by his tunes is reversible, a concussion received while falling to the ground is not.

I am proud to announce the first Tree Folk Experimental Jazz Patrol. Our members will create a roaming jazz band ready to countermand the Banjoman where he shows his civically irresponsible head. He gives us some rumpus from his banjo, we give him some razmataz from our cello.

We will strap our instruments to ourselves, from fiddles to hi-hats to upright basses to bassoons, and we will overwhelm the Banjoman.

Stay safe, Amherst. We will help.

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