A New “Intellectual Property”
Cousin Selling Ideological Real Estate
[Artist’s depiction of The Realm of Ideas by Sawyer Philips @doodlesbysawyer]My cousin ALFRED, that nut (he used to be a good guy) is selling real estate in the Idea Realm. You can go there and live in a parallel universe whose shape is linked to the thoughts of beings in our current physical realm. By buying up ideological real estate and filling the space with ideological cement, you can prevent physical realm humans from thinking specific kinds of thoughts. You can keep them for yourself.
It is suspected that the Idea Realm is finite although expansive. So you should get in on this “land” now before it becomes scarce. Keep it for yourself. Resell at a higher value in the future because idea scarcity is imminent.
OR, if you are goodhearted (unlike my cousin, the Idea Lord), you can buy up Idea Land and put it into conservation, thereby ensuring that future physical realm beings will be free to think the thoughts corresponding to your property in the idea realm.
I hate to say it, but we might need to bring physical realm government in on this. The danger of full out idea realm saturation is as “real” as ever, with the possibility of all ideas being privately owned. But, as of now, no physical realm governments are involved. It is a complete free for all. My evil cousin is his own government within our minds. Much like a pizza flipping upside-down through the air, all we can hope is that the current state of things lands in a fortuitous position.
Sincerely Signed, Aldous Humbleton
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