Be The Video Game Character You Always Dreamed Of
The physical realm is scarce, bounded, determined.
Non-reality is abundant, infinite, free. Millennials were the first surreal generation. Whenever we turn on a film, play a video game, or take an entheogen, we choose from a potpourri of manmade realities.
But, if non-reality was a body of water, one could say we have only begun to try holding our breath under the surface. We have not thus far learned to live in dreamland, because we must always come up for air: to get food and water, to pay taxes, to go to school - to do the things necessary to sustain life, all the while being limited by the cards dealt to us in life (height, strength, mental abilities, wealth, or lack thereof).
Starting TODAY, one can dive under the crust of reality, where anything is possible, and live in an oasis of possibility forever. Instead of playing video games, you can embody real humans, as many as you’d like. You can be anyone, or everyone, whenever you choose, if you join a certain group of innovative people called “The Network”. They have the technology and the connections to enable you to be anyone you want to be.
The Network is made up of good people of the multiverse who will help you become more than you are, more than anyone says you can be.
The cost of entry: A donation of one year.
Membership benefits: Infinite lives of your choosing. Immortality. Freedom.
You make a donation to the cause, and in exchange for your support, the Network will allow you to transcend “Character” status and become a “Player” in the game that is life. It will not be easy. But, at the end of your service, you will be given access to The Network. You will be able to step into a virtual reality chamber, browse hundreds of lives, take over whichever you choose. There is a sensory imitation chamber that fully simulates your surrogate’s experience for you. And the Network’s brain sensors send your brain signals to your surrogate’s brain, thereby allowing you to project your thoughts and movements onto them. Swim in Maui, make love to supermodels and be a professional sports player. Whoever you want to be, be them. Then be someone else. Anything is possible for those in The Network.
To join, you will need Bluetooth headphones in your ears, a GoPro on your chest looking forward, and a cell phone with extra batteries. For bonus points, buy a camera drone to follow you as you walk and electrodes on your fingertips to capture sensory data. Call 978-333-3656 and do whatever the voice tells you for one year. If you are told to walk, walk. If you are told to talk, talk. Never ask questions, and under no circumstances think for yourself. Act as a vessel for your “Player’s” will. Be like a character in a video game that your “Player” may play. Some say it is a Ponzi scheme, but it is not, I promise.
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