| December 12, 2021 |
Facebook Subsidizing relocation to their simulated world |
| August 23, 2021 |
The Dangers of An Unlicensed Masseuse |
| August 23, 2021 |
God On Strike, Birthrate Drops To Zero |
| July 18, 2021 |
Add A Lockaway Room To Your Home |
| May 29, 2021 |
Synchronicities As A Service |
| May 29, 2021 |
Presidential Orgy Designed To Find Future Moon King |
| May 29, 2021 |
Experience New Qualia At Electromagnet World! |
| March 12, 2021 |
The Mouth Roomba - Newest Dental Invention |
| March 12, 2021 |
Human-like Pet Store Opens Downtown |
| February 9, 2021 |
Free Respawn Service Offered Downtown |
| February 8, 2021 |
Those With Single Personalities To Receive Free Personality Multiplexing Therapy |
| December 13, 2020 |
Easy Alternative Diet Will Help You Lose Weight |
| December 13, 2020 |
Be The Video Game Character You Always Dreamed Of |
| December 13, 2020 |
Cosmic Ju-jitsu Tournament With A Dramatic Finish |
| October 28, 2020 |
“Happy App” Bug Gone Wild |
| October 28, 2020 |
"Sane Asylum" Opening Near You |
| September 23, 2020 |
Luxury Space Lake Open for Family Fun |
| September 23, 2020 |
Drunk Hotline Available Now |
| July 26, 2020 |
Probabilistic Fatal Justice System To Take Effect Monday |
| April 28, 2020 |
Attendence Required At Imagining Abundance Event |
| March 1, 2020 |
Slug Delivery Not Controversial |
| March 1, 2020 |
“Pimp My Brain” Will Blow Your Mind |
| December 6, 2019 |
Win Big At The Object Lottery |
| October 4, 2019 |
DJ Gooba To Play at Alien Market |
| June 17, 2019 |
Designer Birth Control on The Rise |
| June 16, 2019 |
Eyeball Juice Stand A Success |
| May 13, 2019 |
The Mechanical Fellow Saves Us From The Noise Moths Crisis |
| April 16, 2019 |
RCSC Distribution Begins |
| April 16, 2019 |
Hot New Place to Live: Centralia Pennsylvania |
| March 12, 2019 |
Take a Whiff of an Aroma Flick At The Aroma-Theatre Downtown Amherst |
| February 14, 2019 |
Le’tratte Storage LLC Thriving |
| February 9, 2019 |
Cheap Storage in The Sky |
| November 18, 2018 |
Hair Anywhere Spray Now in Rainbow Colors! |
| October 21, 2018 |
Hair Anywhere Spray Now in Stores |
| September 26, 2018 |
Become Rich and Satisfied By Living at One With Nature |
| September 25, 2018 |
Come See The Human Zoo In Central Park! |
| June 6, 2018 |
Science Fair Invention Makes Relationships a Dream |
| May 30, 2018 |
Sandwich Store Snips Ribbon |
| April 19, 2018 |
Hotline Hotline Goes Offline Indefinitely |
| March 15, 2018 |
Television Show Pilot Flops |
| March 11, 2018 |
Hotline Hotline Prototype Released |
| February 20, 2018 |
New Gameshow, Pilot Episode Airs Tonight |