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Collected Works

August 23, 2021 The Dangers of An Unlicensed Masseuse
August 23, 2021 God On Strike, Birthrate Drops To Zero
July 18, 2021 Add A Lockaway Room To Your Home
May 29, 2021 Synchronicities As A Service
May 29, 2021 Presidential Orgy Designed To Find Future Moon King
May 29, 2021 Experience New Qualia At Electromagnet World!
March 12, 2021 The Mouth Roomba - Newest Dental Invention
March 12, 2021 Human-like Pet Store Opens Downtown
February 9, 2021 Free Respawn Service Offered Downtown
February 8, 2021 Those With Single Personalities To Receive Free Personality Multiplexing Therapy
December 13, 2020 Easy Alternative Diet Will Help You Lose Weight
December 13, 2020 Be The Video Game Character You Always Dreamed Of
December 13, 2020 Cosmic Ju-jitsu Tournament With A Dramatic Finish
October 28, 2020 “Happy App” Bug Gone Wild
October 28, 2020 "Sane Asylum" Opening Near You
September 23, 2020 Luxury Space Lake Open for Family Fun
September 23, 2020 Drunk Hotline Available Now
July 26, 2020 Probabilistic Fatal Justice System To Take Effect Monday
April 28, 2020 Attendence Required At Imagining Abundance Event
March 1, 2020 Slug Delivery Not Controversial
March 1, 2020 “Pimp My Brain” Will Blow Your Mind
December 6, 2019 Win Big At The Object Lottery
October 4, 2019 DJ Gooba To Play at Alien Market
June 17, 2019 Designer Birth Control on The Rise
June 16, 2019 Eyeball Juice Stand A Success
May 13, 2019 The Mechanical Fellow Saves Us From The Noise Moths Crisis
April 16, 2019 RCSC Distribution Begins
April 16, 2019 Hot New Place to Live: Centralia Pennsylvania
March 12, 2019 Take a Whiff of an Aroma Flick At The Aroma-Theatre Downtown Amherst
February 14, 2019 Le’tratte Storage LLC Thriving
February 9, 2019 Cheap Storage in The Sky
November 18, 2018 Hair Anywhere Spray Now in Rainbow Colors!
October 21, 2018 Hair Anywhere Spray Now in Stores
September 26, 2018 Become Rich and Satisfied By Living at One With Nature
September 25, 2018 Come See The Human Zoo In Central Park!
June 6, 2018 Science Fair Invention Makes Relationships a Dream
May 30, 2018 Sandwich Store Snips Ribbon
April 19, 2018 Hotline Hotline Goes Offline Indefinitely
March 15, 2018 Television Show Pilot Flops
March 11, 2018 Hotline Hotline Prototype Released
February 20, 2018 New Gameshow, Pilot Episode Airs Tonight