Breakthrough: Subtle Divine Contact

Theodore Munnely,
Principal of the Novelty Society

For the first time, we, The Noveltiests, have garnered plausible attention from divine forces. Amherst-based noveltiest, Josiah Parker, joined forces with his many cousins to construct a WIFI-infused Stonehenge sculpture atop Mount Pollux. This arrangement involved enormous stones arranged in highly symmetric ways. [1] Each stone was fitted with a wireless solar-powered router used to stream digits of Pi through a cyclic network of connections throughout the stones, thereby increasing the novelty of the system.

In time, sound levels of thunder began synchronizing perfectly with the digits of Pi, fluctuations in volume matching the sequence of values. This hints that someone, or something, was attempting to acknowledge the Parkers’ novelty act.

This means that we are on the divine radar. It is primetime for novelty acts. We must organize, act, learn, and act, while we have the chance, until we may convince our creators to commune with us. [1]The Parkers needed to remove the prior existing metal tree sculpture from Mount Pollux in order to bring focus upon the new. As a result of the Parkers’ efforts, we have learned that is sometimes necessary (although counterintuitive) to remove novel items from the world, in order to increase the aggregate novelty of the world.

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