Chiptooth Kindergarten Receives Funding, Updates Curriculum

Mrs. Porter,
Teacher

Hi everyone! I’m so excited to announce that Chiptooth Kindergarten has received a great new chunk of funding. That’s right, someone in the world appreciates us, believes in our community and the learning we do here, and wants to help us grow! This person sometimes calls themselves “George Obama,” but that’s not their real name, silly! The point is, they so generously donated a hundred thousand dollars and zero cents. This means we will be moving to a new building in downtown Allston. The location is bigger, less distracting, and closer to the Real Sun. I think it will benefit our students greatly!

To celebrate this special moment, we have added a new item to our curriculum. That is… wait for it…. Wait for it….. Ok, I’ll just say it! Synchronization! Also known as “same-paging”.

So, our complete curriculum will be:
1. Tattle taling
2. Mindfulness
3. Astronomy

And

4. Synchronization.

I think the Spring semester will be a special one with so many memories being made -- but the right kind of memories, not the wrong kind!

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