Chiptooth Kindergarten Holiday Auditing!

Mrs. Porter,
Kindergarten Teacher

Hi everyone! For the holidays, we, the teachers of Chiptooth Kindergarten, wanted to do something special for our kids. At first, we weren’t sure what to do, but all of a sudden, when I was picking up drive-thru from McDonald’s, the perfect idea came to mind! Spitball audits!

The thing is, more than anything in the world (or within it), our kids love to learn! So, for this special time of year, we want to give them a special kind of learning — a whole lot of learning, and the kind of learning that they can apply to their lives. Like a McDonald’s salad (fast and healthy!), but for their brains!

So, we’re inviting some guest auditors to host a “Learning Everything at Once Holiday Party!” One by one, students will sit cross-legged at the center of a circle of their peers and community. They’ll close their eyes and wear a thought-monitoring headset.

Good students will be mindful the whole time. However, some students might suffer bad thoughts. Bad! Any time the auditor notices a bad thought, they will ring a bell. “Bad! Bad!” they’ll yell. Then, that’s where you come in. People in the community will use their “learning straws” to shoot “learning spitballs” at the student’s face, so that they can learn as much as possible in a short period of time.

We’ve broken the news to the students, and they are just so excited! We invite you, people of the Commonwealth, to come in and help future generations be as good as they can possibly be under this sun!

12/12/2019 — Save the date!

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