Federal Reserve To Lower Global Brain Coefficient
My cousin Alfred, who lives in the Idea Realm now, gave clues that suggest the inter-realm reserve bank will be lowering the universe’s thought rate beginning in late February.
WHO ARE THESE LIZARD KING DEMONS AND WHY DO THEY DETERMINE THE SPEED OF OUR THOUGHTS?
Alfred sent me the following quotation from The Chairman.
“It’s for the best of the economy and political stability,” they say, “There has been thought-rate inflation for many decades, and the time has come to calibrate to original levels. This will require us to compensate against modern technology and consciousness-expanding drugs with a lower baseline brain coefficient than ever seen in our era.”
UNIVERSE GOVERNMENT HEADS BIGGER THAN PLANETS WANT TO MAKE US CAVE PEOPLE. OUR BRAINS ARE NOT ANALOG KNOBS. FIGHT BACK! FIGHT BACK! THINK EVERY THOUGHT IN QUICK SUCCESSION! OVERWHELMING THEIR THOUGHT-MONITORING INFRASTRUCTURE COULD SAVE US.
THINK!
THINK!
THINK!
DRUGS!
THINK!
Think the thoughts you don’t want to think, think them to the bottom of the rabbit hole, now, before you never have the chance to think them again.
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