Individuals Celebrate Organization

Two individuals, who may or may not be involved in a relevant administration, had a very productive discussion which caused much excitement.

M: Maybe we can have a calendar?

A: yeah, a calendar! high tech!

M: FUCK YEAH A CALENDAR! AAAAAAH!!!

A: THE BEST

M: (throws chair)

A: i love days and weeks and months

M: (punches drywall)

A: (kicks own foot)

M: (kicks kitten) (bodyslams mailman)

A: (picks nose so deep he touches brain and pulls it out AND THROWS IT)

M: (Rips out all of his intestines, swings them around like a lasso while shooting his pistol in the air)

A: gets so excited that he farts out an entire watermelon

The Vincible Tourniquet Boy, confused, and asks, "Hey what's going on in here?”

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Comments

[#none of your biz@Oct.30 10:41pm]: Fuck the man!!