Guided Thoughts Number One

Think the unthinkable while you can

I DON'T WANT THIS. GODDAMNIT, YOU DRY-MELLONED COLLEGE WASHED TODS CAN’T THINK A THOUGHT. NOT EVEN WITH A MINI EINSTEIN SQUATTING YOUR NOSTRIL. FOR ONCE IN ALL TIME, THE IDEA REALM IS FULLY OPEN LIKE A LONG STRETCH OF OPEN MIDNIGHT FREEDOM HIGHWAY. YET YOUR MINDS STAY SHUT. DO I NEED TO USE MY OWN SAGGY ARMS TO DRAG YOUR SKULL OUTSIDE THE BOX? IF I DID, WOULD I NEED TO CHAIN IT TO A PARADOX TO KEEP YOUR IMAGINATION ALIVE FOR MORE THAN A SECOND?

LESSON ONE: LICK DIRT, FUCKERS, AND TASTE THE STARS

I HOPE YOU’LL GET IT SOMEDAY


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