Hoards of Stolen Personal Diaries Found in Tent in Forest
Thief remains at large
The PIA discovered a stash of 1,203 personal journals inside of a covertly-positioned tent on UMass campus. Investigators found these beholders of personal secrets scattered among Dominoes pizza boxes, throw-away cameras, and a master notebook which appeared to keep notes on the contents of the other notebooks. As well, there was a whiteboard, many scribbled sticky notes and connections drawn between them with string.
It seems someone is stealing or otherwise acquiring and hoarding these journals, and obsessing over them.
We see no patterns in the owners of the journals. Common person thoughts appear to be valued as much as celebrity thoughts.
However, the tent is positioned adjacent to Chancellor Subbaswamy's home, camouflaged behind leaves and bushes, and angled with a peep hole facing the Chancellor’s home study window. A pair of binoculars hangs besides the peep hole, hinting that the journal hoarder hopes to one day acquire the Chancellor’s himself’s most intimate thoughts and reflections.
The PIA confiscated the tent and all of its contents. Unfortunately, the keeper of the journals remains on the loose. Chancellor Subbaswamy has been warned. You are warned as well, to keep your journals locked away and out of sight, not only to avoid having them pocketed, but to avoid attracting this potentially dangerous individual in the direction of yourself and those you love.
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