Times Correspondent
cmon@surrealtimes.net


Collected Works

May 21, 2019 Ant Coordinator Resigns Post
May 21, 2019 Novelty Vandals Reconfigure West Cemetery
May 14, 2019 Metal Tree Erected Atop Mountain
April 16, 2019 Man Grows Auxiliary Mind
March 7, 2019 Burp Rumbles Across Town
February 17, 2019 High-quality Spot Found Downtown
January 23, 2019 Chimp Joe Leaves Jail Under Care of Lover
January 17, 2019 Mound of Mixed Greens Appears in Cemetery
January 9, 2019 Peripheral Intelligence Agency Opens A New Office In NYC
January 4, 2019 Whole Grain Bread Numbers Rising
October 28, 2018 Truck Breeding Season Returns After 100 Year Absence
October 24, 2018 Hoards of Stolen Personal Diaries Found in Tent in Forest
October 21, 2018 Street Light Won't Pipe Down
October 4, 2018 Community Bikes Sustainably Kick
June 19, 2018 Union of the Clouds Zilches Borders
May 30, 2018 Cloud Anchor Proposed, P.I.A. Investigating
January 16, 2018 MONSTROSITY APPROACHING
October 26, 2017 Stolen Gurgleer
July 5, 2017 Dragonflies, Mind Control, Polar Bears & Oil
June 14, 2017 Considerations Related to the Colonization of Irregular Solar Systems
April 1, 2017 Anarchy Among Our Youth!
February 2, 2017 UMass seeks energy crown
February 1, 2017 AN UPDATE ON SOUTH WORCESTER