Centralia used to be a charming but lonesome township of well under 40 people. But, as of 2017, more than 3,000 residents happily call this place home. New residents are arriving every day.

The reason Centralia nearly exploded in recent years, was because a wonderful underground coal fire has been burning there since 1962. At first, it was too hot. But recently, it has cooled down and brought near-utopian temperatures and other perks to surface level.

Nowadays the town is full of sinkholes-turned-hotsprings which are an oh so relaxing way to spend your lazy afternoons and romantic evenings. Making things all the better, euphoric laughing gas permeates the Earth’s crust nearly everywhere, making giggles the norm! Plus, the roads are warm enough to keep your bare feet comfortable in the Winter!

In 1992, the state seized and condemned all land in Centralia. Only residents who were living there before the seizure were allowed to remain. But, as some stubborn folks died off and others moved on to somewhere else, the place transformed into a ghost town.

As a result, people have been afraid to move there for years (and righteously so!). However, today, Centralia is a perfectly safe and amazingly enjoyable place to live. It boasts many luxuries, as well as abundant land and upscale properties available for incredible bargain prices.

Experts believe the underground coal fire could remain stable at the current ideal temperature for the next 200 years. So, today is a fantastic time to invest! Get a piece of the golden black rock in Centralia! Live large and profit!

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