Hotline Hotline Goes Offline Indefinitely
I'm sorry folks! It seems as though the latest and tastiest new tech, The Hotline Hotline, is now down...
Yes, - oh, am I sorry.
This new telephone service empowered people like you and myself to connect ourselves to a random hotline from the universe of hotlines, with complete randomness and guaranteed satisfaction. But, as of late, it is no longer available. The gadgetry behind the service spontaneously fizzled out just one week ago, on that hottest day we had.
I have no explanation for you; so, my leash latchers, please do not email me asking me for one (like you did regarding my recent game show promo gig...). Sorry!!
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