I, Bigfoot: "Leave Us Alone"

Larry the Bigfoot,
A Bigfoot

The Surreal Times received this email along with a polite introduction from someone claiming to be a Bigfoot. Hoax or not, the email presents an interesting perspective that the Times thought ought to be heard.

Poking. Prodding. Photographing, or at least attempting to. I am a Bigfoot, and I say leave us alone! We want to live in the woods in peace. We ran from New Hampshire to Amherst Massachusetts to escape the Bigfoot enthusiasts, and we were here for barely a week before the whole fracas started up again! Leave us alone! Let us eat nuts and berries! We want to raise our young in peace. Have some decency. Leave us alone!

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