Imaginary Divorces Are Skyrocketing

Dr Peter Rambis,
Inwriter

The pandemic, and then the arrival of the Venusian War Ships, has caused a long period of isolation and quarantining. This has not only caused a strain on real relationships but also created a rift in the harmony between individuals and their made-up companions. People who once long enjoyed the company of an imaginary friend or make-believe significant other now want nothing more than to get away from them. But how do you separate from someone who exists within your own mind? It is a true conundrum that cannot just be solved in the courtroom but also requires the expertise of a skilled neurosurgeon – fortunately I am both an attorney at law and at one point in time had a license to perform brain surgery. I am the man the world needs most right now. I’m the only neurosurgeon to ever perform a Double-Hemispherectomy, while a standard Hemispherectomy removes one hemisphere of the brain, I successfully removed both hemispheres! With my combined legal expertise (traffic court) and knowledge of the brain, I can help you successfully divorce your imaginary companion. Contact my email and be free.

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