Letter to the Editor: I am Hiding Future Matt's Ciggarettes

Past Matt,

Future Matt needs to quit smoking. He’s been doing okay for awhile, but lately he’s been pretty worked up about things. I think work and school are stressing him out. When he gets worked up, he tends to crave cigarettes. I’ve tried to make Future Matt quit many times. He always says he will, but five hours later I find him lurking in the bushes.

If Future Matt won’t listen to me, I’m going to have to hide his cigarettes. Future Matt and I both think the same, and we both have a terrible memory. So, I’m going to hide his pack in a place that not even I will remember. Later tonight, when he’s stressed out for work and craving a smoke, he won’t be able to find them. He’ll get angry, sure, but it will remind him of what I keep telling him: you can’t allow smoking to control your life. I hope this time Future Matt learns his lesson.

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