Linda Peterson Freed: How Will She Redeem Herself?

Now on house arrest

After surviving an attempt on my life in prison, I am now faced with what to do with the life I have just preserved. Given that the plot was concocted by the warden of the prison himself, my parole board has decided to allow me to finish my sentence at home, under house arrest. However, there is a stipulation: I must put my mastery of Surreal Engineering to use for the public good. This time, however, I turn my efforts not above but below. I will delve into the scarcely known Hyper-Mundane plane. I hope to update this newspaper on my progress.

This article was penned by Dr. Linda Peterson herself, the same woman complicit in surreality crisis via involvement with the Rise Together Corporation and the development of the portable surreal engine.

For more articles by Dr. Linda Peterson, click here. To get in touch with this writer, email peterson.linda@surrealtimes.net.


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