Man Spots Fire Hydrant In Desert
There was a fire hydrant in the desert. It was as red as a baby’s mouth.
A lost old man carrying a live chinchilla stumbled upon the fire hydrant.. Dehydrated, he yelped for joy! He was so excited, he tossed his beloved chinchilla in the sand and kissed the red gatekeeper to the fluid of life.
It was cold because its massive fire hydrant brain had absorbed all the heat. But, as he kissed it, he realized there was no SPARLT inside. And so he continued his desert journey -- now, without his chinchilla, who no longer trusted him.
Soon, he found a fetus in the sand. Always one for pragmatism, he recognized that the fetus was covered in insects and, perhaps more relevantly, cactus quills.
The cactus quills gave him the idea to search for a cactus to drink water from. Hopefully, he found one eventually.
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