| December 12, 2021 |
Wanted: Geoffrey |
| December 12, 2021 |
Job Opening! |
| August 23, 2021 |
Mourning Breath |
| August 23, 2021 |
Feed Your Brain Instead |
| August 23, 2021 |
Turtle's Dreams |
| August 23, 2021 |
The Diving Bell And The Butterfly And A Nipple |
| August 23, 2021 |
Surreal Times Contest |
| August 23, 2021 |
Surreal Times 5 Year Anniversary Bash |
| July 18, 2021 |
Save the UMass Scifi Club |
| July 18, 2021 |
Surreal Times Bottom Five Under Five. |
| May 29, 2021 |
Surreal Times Joins The New York Times |
| May 29, 2021 |
Ant Joins Surrealist Journalism Team |
| April 9, 2021 |
Send Us Your Dreams |
| April 9, 2021 |
Surreal Times Aquired By The Argonaut |
| April 9, 2021 |
New Distribution Station In Bombay Beach |
| February 2, 2021 |
WEIRD LOCAL FILM FESTIVAL #4 |
| October 28, 2020 |
Community Classifieds |
| October 28, 2020 |
New Restaurant in Town |
| October 28, 2020 |
Write For Us |
| May 27, 2020 |
Live News Broadcast |
| May 17, 2020 |
Community Classifieds |
| March 12, 2020 |
The Occation Event and other Events |
| March 12, 2020 |
Elderly Artist Grows into Oak Tree |
| March 4, 2020 |
Events Listings |
| March 4, 2020 |
Community Classifieds |
| January 25, 2020 |
Community Classifieds |
| January 25, 2020 |
Surreal Times Marching Orders |
| January 3, 2020 |
Surreal Times Now Offering Newspaper Delivery |
| December 6, 2019 |
Community Classifieds |
| December 6, 2019 |
Surrealist Media Organizations Join Forces |
| December 6, 2019 |
Holiday Wish List |
| September 19, 2019 |
Magazine Joins the Surrealist Frontlines |
| May 13, 2019 |
Visions of Emerald Sea Sweep Amherst |
| May 13, 2019 |
Mission Statement |
| April 21, 2019 |
Novelty code 2 |
| April 21, 2019 |
Novelty code 1 |
| April 16, 2019 |
Writers, Distributors Wanted! |
| April 16, 2019 |
Man Spots Fire Hydrant In Desert |
| March 14, 2019 |
Novelty Code 3 |
| February 19, 2019 |
The Wake of The Tabun Needle Tragedy |
| February 19, 2019 |
Obituary: Big Brass Bessie |
| February 19, 2019 |
Obituary: The Last Pale Duck |
| February 4, 2019 |
Dernberger Spengleton Appointed Tender to the Grand Conveyor |
| January 9, 2019 |
Join Our Cause |
| January 7, 2019 |
Senior Hoff Dazzle-Razzle Magoogoo Forced Out of The Tree Folk |
| December 12, 2018 |
Baron of Bullets Releases Cryptic Statement |
| November 26, 2018 |
Recipe for Alphabet Soup |
| November 16, 2018 |
Obituary: The Gulled One Has Pecked the Bucket |
| November 5, 2018 |
Honor to The Search |
| October 11, 2018 |
A Facebook Status From Pavlo Polertski |
| October 4, 2018 |
New Research Out of The University of Dortmund |
| October 2, 2018 |
Richard Smalls' Statement |
| September 30, 2018 |
"The Thirteen-second Frequency Will Free Us" |
| September 27, 2018 |
Police Chief Gonzales: Info Wanted on Traveler |
| September 25, 2018 |
An Overview of Surreality, Surreality Exposure, and Hyper-Mundanity |
| September 24, 2018 |
A Joint Statement From The Surreal Five |
| September 19, 2018 |
The Surreal Five Speak Out: “Our Brains Are Surreal Now And We Like It That Way.” |
| August 22, 2018 |
PSA From The Editors |
| August 15, 2018 |
Eddie Octo Achieves Surreal Engineering Masters Degree |
| August 13, 2018 |
An Update On The Mechanical Fellow |
| August 9, 2018 |
The Surreal Enforcement Agency Is Formed |
| May 30, 2018 |
Letter To The Fake Sun 2 |
| May 30, 2018 |
Newspaper Spawns Subsidiary Adventure Capital Firm |
| April 21, 2018 |
Special Report: On Recent Developments in Hermitude |
| March 15, 2018 |
Community Classifieds |
| February 27, 2018 |
ANNOUNCEMENTS REGARDING THE WRITING COMPETITION AND THE PRIZE |
| February 25, 2018 |
Burgowittz Resigns |
| February 20, 2018 |
Obituary: Ryan Patrick Johnson |
| February 8, 2018 |
Anonymous Tape Left At Journalist's Home |
| December 31, 2017 |
Breaking News: Hordes Gather At San Andreas Fault Line |
| December 23, 2017 |
A Call to Writers |
| November 9, 2017 |
Prose Poem From Recent Festival |
| October 3, 2017 |
Call For Writers |
| September 26, 2017 |
The Times, Hiring an Assistant Weatherman |
| May 7, 2017 |
Community Classifieds |
| April 25, 2017 |
The Times, Hiring! |
| February 2, 2017 |
NEW ART GALLERY OPENING |
| February 2, 2017 |
... Write for The Times! |
| February 2, 2017 |
WINNERS ANNOUNCED |
| January 31, 2017 |
Wanna write? |
| January 31, 2017 |
ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE RECRUITMENT OF NEW WRITERS |
| January 31, 2017 |
MAN SQUASHED BY METEORITE |