Mr. Johnson passed away at age 57 on January 8th. Neighbors described him as a quiet man who enjoyed stamp collecting as well as collecting and organizing automobile manuals from the 50’s and 60’s. Local and state authorities are investigating the case. Presently, it appears he responded to an ad looking for an accountant in this very paper. After this, he vanished. However, investigators have DNA evidence that places him at the scene of the recent extrasplosion at the San Andreas Fault. What Mr. Johnson was doing there is unknown. His body was discovered - mangled- at a hotel relatively close to the fault. Hauntingly, human remains in a gritty, powder form were also found in the hotel. While Mr. Johnson has no living relatives, we wish those grieving for him well, and extend our condolences.

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