Opinion: Nuclear Won’t Last

Aldus Humbleton,
Cousin of Alfred

OPEN WIDE: GUIDED THOUGHTS BEGIN NOW. V.I.P. ACCESS TO THE IDEA REALM GAVE ME INFO YOU DON’T HAVE. LISTEN OR REMAIN FOREVER TRAPPED IN THE PROJECTION.

NUCLEAR IS NOT SCIENCE LIKE WE THOUGHT. THE CAUSE IS EXTERNAL. FISSION EXPLOSIONS ARE THE EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL REPERCUSSIONS OF OUR ACTIONS. DIVINE BEINGS DO NOT WANT US MEDDLING WITH THEIR FUNDAMENTAL COMPONENTS. WHEN WE PEEK, THEY DEFEND THEIR SECRET RECIPE. IT IS ONLY CONVENIENT THE SIDE EFFECTS HAVE INVOLVED HAPPY THINGS LIKE KILL ENEMIES AND MAKE ENERGY. WHEN THE DIVINE REALIZE WE ENJOY THEIR PUNISHMENT LIKE SUBORDINATES SEXERS ENJOY BEING SPANKED, THEY WILL CHANGE HOW THEY PUNISH US. ANGUISH WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF POLY-SACCHARINE METAL SHARDS. GOD IS NOT A KINK QUEEN BUT CLANDESTINE LAW.

REBASE YOUR SCIENCE UPON THINGS INTERNAL TO OUR REALM, OR ELSE FEEL THE WEIGHT OF THE ULTIMATE.

CLOSE MINDS: GUIDED THOUGHTS COMPLETED NOW.

BEST WISHES, Aldous

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