Organization Collecting Vegan Hair

We are looking for: one Ziploc bag (26.8cm x 27.3cm) filled and sealed with hair from a vegan. We are not looking for: the hair of multiple vegans but that of one individual.
Hair will preferably belong and from a vegan of upstanding moral virtue. All colors welcome.
Payment comes in seller’s choice of Norwegian Krones (cash only) or one Ziploc bag (26.8cm x 27.3cm) of miscellaneous human hair.
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