Piss Potability Activists Give Us The Piss
Those dag-flimpin hunger strike skin-twigs were on one thing when they were advocating for vegetarianism. They stepped it up a few notches too many, I’d say a whole hunk of notches too many, when they began cleaning up the town’s piss supply.
The piss supply is not supposed to be drinkable. But these freaks, these “perpetual humanity machine” moonbeams want to be as sustainable as the clouds in the sky. They want to drink what we piss, piss it out, and drink it again, over and over until we find the fountain of youth.
I’ll give it to ‘em - using their holy science, they accomplished the feat. Water geniuses are saying that our piss supply is as healthy as 25% of the country’s water supply. As a result, state government officials are digging trenches to divert our actual water supplies to other towns more in need than us. It’s impressive, but it ain’t good.
All I’m gonna say is that, even if the piss tastes pretty good now, and we aren’t dropping like flies yet, that might change someday and there might be no way of going back. If we give away all our water, the piss is going to go sour at some point. At that point, we’re going to be slappin’ ourselves while drinking our daily glass of “perpetuation fluid”.
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