PSA From The Editors

The Editors,
Times Staff

We, The Surreal Times News Co., are gearing up for our most fantastical year yet. If you are interested in joining us on our mission to document these surreal times as they unfold, then please get in touch through recruiting (at) We are looking to hire approximately 3,816,409,662 more people (i.e. half the population of the world a.k.a. the predicted number of surrealist journalists required to document all events pertaining to humans perfectly).

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