The Mad Cartographer, We Should Hear Him Out
Pablo Little Speaks
An interesting citizen has now taken up residence in Amherst. Richard R. Mohamed, former professor at Dortmund University, has terminated his run in academia and now ceaselessly spreads knowledge of the abstract directions. Did you know that the North-South wind blows only in the direction of the nearest Dunkin Donuts? Or that the North-South-West-East current in the Pacific Ocean propels fish into the mouths of sharks? These truths are occluded from us if we foolishly maintain the four direction hierarchy. Let Mohamed speak: we need to hear him.
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