A critical aspect of nature failed one hundred years ago. The naturally-reproducing automobiles of earth gradually failed to sustain their own population. On came a vehicle drought for the ages.

It was nearly very, very bad.

But, ninety-nine years ago, scientists and engineers bound together behind the leadership of Henry Ford, in order to do for nature what nature could no longer do for itself.

They artificially maintained a healthy automobile population, and thereby upkept the entire food web when it otherwise may have collapsed. Their ability to do this was thanks to many technological advances in the areas of automobile synthesis, cloning, and in-vitro-fertilization. In sustaining the automobile population, these trailblazers pushed outward the boundaries of science and technology.

However, they also required absurd quantities of natural resources and taxpayer dollars.

For this reason and for the same reason it is good to remove a gecko’s diesel-powered prosthetic tail once its natural tail grows back, it is good that the automobiles have regained fertility. In other words, we were thankful for Henry Ford and co., but we are now thankful they are no longer needed.

That’s right: THE AUTOMOBILES ARE FERTILE AGAIN. Human intervention is no longer necessary or wanted. In the coming months, the government will be weening off funding for the various automobile sustenance organizations such as GM and Chrysler.

Going forward, we can expect deeper pockets, abundant travel options, and occasional sightings that a cyborg might consider X-rated.

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