Wanted: Time Machine
COMMUNITY CLASSIFIEDS: "Time Machine Wanted Fifteen Years Ago. Please Provide Time Machine To Prevent Myself From Needing Time Machine In First Place. Will Provide Suitable Compensation in 2025, When Matter Which Needs To Be Prevented Will Have Not Happened. Serious Responses Only, Contact Newspaper If Interested."
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