Dental Delinquent On The Loose

Gum Girl,
Times Correspondent

AMHERST, MA - Do not submit to the Dental Delinquent, last seen under the tree in front of Baker Hall on University of Massachusetts Amherst campus. He is very persuasive. Do not fall for his charms.

Just last week, I had 45 beautiful teeth. The Dental Delinquent lured me in with his charms. He told me that I had beautiful teeth. He told me he loved my smile. As I blushed and showed my teeth, I started to feel sleepy. When I woke up, all of my teeth were gone.

If you have any information or tips on this menace to society, gumgirl@surrealtimes.net.

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