| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
Sound Worm Havoc On Halloween | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
Youth League Competitive Rotten Cheese Eating: Is it Ethical? | Mike O'Really |
| August 23, 2021 |
Mourning Breath | The Editors |
| August 23, 2021 |
Turtle's Dreams | The Editors |
| July 18, 2021 |
What Really Happened When A Rodent Teether And A Tobot Roother Kissed. | The Speculative Asexual |
| May 29, 2021 |
Surreal Times 5 Under 5 List | Paul Kruger |
| April 9, 2021 |
Meese Herds Return To Home In Sw Ontario. | Ellie Zandt-Balmer |
| April 9, 2021 |
Dear Jupiter: Should I Build Robot Lips To Please My Girlfriend? | Jupiter |
| April 9, 2021 |
Legal Notice | STEINHOUSE STEINHOUSE & STEINHOUSE LLP |
| March 12, 2021 |
Plants With Teeth Strike Fear In Angelinos | Carl Mon |
| March 12, 2021 |
The Mouth Roomba - Newest Dental Invention | Tommy Potentuary |
| February 9, 2021 |
A Hot Bath | Zulu Z. Zulu |
| February 8, 2021 |
Dentist Starves After Robot Teeth Steal Food | Tom Johnson |
| December 13, 2020 |
Discovering My Sexy Alien Popstar Alter Ego | Anonymous |
| December 13, 2020 |
Nation Unites In Anti-vampire Movement | Bartholomew Bax |
| December 13, 2020 |
Man Replaces Teeth With Small Robots | Carl Mon |
| October 28, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| September 23, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | Management |
| September 23, 2020 |
Meet the denizens of my cyst, You Dirty Dog | The Inanimate Empathist |
| September 23, 2020 |
Please, Replace Your Teeth With Small Rodents | Kitty Collins |
| September 23, 2020 |
Dental Delinquent On The Loose | Gum Girl |
| July 12, 2020 |
Third Eye's Brew | Murry Eyeball |
| May 17, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| March 4, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| February 29, 2020 |
Piety: A Review | Cryptic Mark |
| January 25, 2020 |
Community Classifieds | The Editors |
| January 25, 2020 |
Squid Wrangling Methods | Dave Fingle |
| January 25, 2020 |
Flip Gilligan's Guide For Listening To "kid A" By Radiohead | Flip Gilligan |
| January 25, 2020 |
Collective Cattle Consciousness Claps Carnivores | Aldus Humbleton |
| December 6, 2019 |
Review Of Maplewood 5 | Vivian Mauve and Dernernberger Spengleton |
| November 2, 2019 |
Droids Invade Love | Dr. Harold S. Pirog |
| November 2, 2019 |
A Missive To The Editors Of The Surreal Times | Alan Partridge |
| October 15, 2019 |
Fire Breathing Lizards Hatch In Allston | M. Mumford |
| June 17, 2019 |
Correspondence on Foreign Dreams | Alan Partridge |
| June 17, 2019 |
Logs of Earl Bristol Goddard Published | The Purple Hermit |
| June 16, 2019 |
Eyeball Juice Stand A Success | Tommy Potentuary |
| May 13, 2019 |
The Mechanical Fellow Saves Us From The Noise Moths Crisis | Tommy Potentuary |
| April 16, 2019 |
Have You Seen The Balloon With Teeth | Melanie Richardson |
| April 16, 2019 |
Account: The Mad Shark of The Monarchy | The Mad Shark |
| February 16, 2019 |
Archeological Records Suggest UMass Amherst is An Eternal Constant | The Purple Hermit |
| December 18, 2018 |
Butterfield Hall Uninhabitable Due To Noise Moth Infestation | William (Bill) Gumby |
| December 14, 2018 |
Reminder: Inform Children of The Dangers of Cig Jousting | Imogene Larkley |
| November 19, 2018 |
Teenager Looses Tooth Cigarette Jousting | Bernard Gigliotti |
| October 11, 2018 |
A Facebook Status From Pavlo Polertski | The Editors |
| July 28, 2018 |
We Ought To Learn From And Care For The Birds of Ravenwold | Ron Gutterston |
| November 20, 2017 |
Local Boys Learns Not To Lie | Cro Raka |
| August 10, 2017 |
Hungry Parakeet Scandal | Common Observer |
| March 6, 2017 |
A closer look at Headly, an employee at franklin dining commons | Ron Gutterston |
| February 1, 2017 |
A peculiar occurence | Dernberger Spengleton |
| January 31, 2017 |
An Explanation | Doctor Goldstein |