For Amherst, With Bees in Mind
[[edited by Chimpanzee Joe]]
Pollinate. Curate. Abolish. This is the cycle of the bumblebee oligarchs.
Pollinate. Fertilize the seedlings. Give nutrients to any and all flowers showing promise, so that they may blossom fully.
Curate. Of the seedlings which grow to maximum beauty and strength, pick the top tier. Encourage your favorites to breed amongst themselves while you allow the others to wither.
Abolish. Change the weather such that your subjects may no longer succeed using the tendencies you instilled within them across many generations. Watch them die. Relax until it comes time to spawn another generation of toys.
Between winters, it is flowers. Between ice ages, it is humans and other animal or alien species.
This is the cycle of the bumblebee oligarchs, and this is the cycle of genocide. These are unjust experiments for the sake of nothing more than play. They have continued for far too long.
To the town of Amherst: I implore you. Reinstate the Ant Coordinator. Fill the role with someone who transcends monoplanetary dogma and season mentality. Fill the role with more than a humanist, who cares about humans — Fill it with an interplanetary speciesiest, who cares about all life.
Appoint Gwolloc John, from planet Heinousal to the role of Ant Coordinator. He will humble the bumblebee oligarchs. He will stop them from warping the seasons. He will make life flourish better than any historical flower.
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