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The Blimp Is Growing Big, Fast!

Tommy Potentuary,
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The giant blimp at the edge of our atmosphere dedicated to personal storage is growing plump as ever! It doesn’t need any advertising, but I’m going to give it some anyway, because I believe in its mission, and I believe in CEO Sam Le’tratte, who wants nothing more than to save us both space and money.

Is your attic overflowing with boxes? Does your wife want you to get that ‘62 Thunderbird out of the driveway? Do you have 14 cats? If so, gather it all together on the lawn or driveway and wave a purple flag. High-tech drones will swoop down and carry your items off to a giant, ever-expanding blimp in the sky. It is cheap as can be personal storage, and you can retrieve your items conveniently any time by waving that same purple flag beside an “x” to mark the spot of delivery.

CEO Sam Le’tratte says, “Thanks to top secret technology, we can store anything, and any number of things, for just 0.000001 bitcoins per month. We also maintain a tight privacy policy.”

“We have stored everything from clothes, to automobiles, to garbage, to pharmaceutical equipment, to weapons used in crimes. We even stored the entire state of Rhode Island for a few days during the government shutdown. It is all perfectly legal because the blimp is just outside our atmosphere and therefore outside the jurisdiction of countries on the ground.”

Store your things with Le’tratte Storage LLC today!

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