Letter to the Editor: Who is Dorf?
To the editors and readers of this “newspaper”, enough is enough! I demand the immediate return of the alien interloper, Dorf, to the planet Nebulönis and the arrest, prosecution and imprisonment of his master, Charlie. Do you know know of whom I write? Then I suggest you review the original story, "A look at the creature of North Amherst", on surrealtimes.net! It reveals the knuckle-dragging degeneracy of this “creature,” and the sad, pathetic attempts of its master to take care of it. Do not be fooled: Dorf is a Nebulönian spy! In the wake of the alien rooster debacle (search "The Feathered Travesty" on surrealtimes.net for Mini-P Petrinksi definitive report), we must be rid of these extra-terrestial spies immediately.
Be courageous. Take action. Excise Dorf.
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