Obituary: Jeremy J. Jeremy
Jeremy J. Jeremy. Had recently resigned as chairman of the People with Repetitive Names Society and was at downtown Amherst filing his name change application. After 62 years of life as Jeremy J. Jeremy, it was time to become Johnathon J. Jeremy.
Unfortunately, the clerk was very busy playing flappy bird on his iPad mini. Jeremy became flustered in the brief moment he spent inside the town hall, so he decided at once to leave.
This was the last straw! Did they not know who he was? Women would recoil in shock when he revealed the sheer girth of his alliterative appellation. He stormed off angrily, to the ice cream shop. That would cheer him up. His cape billowed in the wind, as he began power-walking.
He heard the silent drum begin to build. It was his time. No more could he shake off his long-denied identity. The name Jeremy J. Jeremy will be sung throughout the ages.
But he was pierced by a tabun needle out of the blue. So his name remained the same. To his shame, the name Jeremy J. Jeremy will be known throughout the ages.
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