Obituary: Chuck Stylish

The Stylish Family,

Chuck Stylish was an eccentric 46-year-old founder of the "Real Pharmacists" mega-organization. At the time of the incident, he was monitoring the California Sock Puppet man, a cryptic who had been one step ahead of the pharmacists for years.

Having finally captured the beast, Stylish took a step outside, having felt as if a major milestone in his life had been accomplished.

All to soon for joy and too late for him, as a sting from the sky edged him on past the ellipsis. He heard this song:
"All beware the puppet man.
His puppet strings of shaddow,
takes your hand, and soon
will shape your soul..."

Witnesses differ as to whether he truly saw the puppet man, but his last words are said to be, "But Newt Gingrich? Why?"

The wind whispered thus, "there are only two certainties in life: death or taxes."

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