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Aldus Humbleton,
Cousin of Alfred

IT IS MY ENORMOUS PLEASURE TO ANNOUNCE THE CURRENT REALM OF POSSIBLE THOUGHTS. MY MACHINE IT SAYS THAT EVERY THOUGHT YOU’VE EVER THOUGHT OR THUNK, IS NOW THINKABLE, IN ADDITION TO A NUMBER OF OTHER FUCKING AWESOME STRANGE CREEPY INNOVATIVE HILLARIOUS REVOLUTIONARY THOUGHTS THAT YOU’RE NUMB SKULL HAS NEVER ONCE PONDERED BEFORE. MAKE USE OF THIS OPPORTUNITY, YOU IDIOTS, BEFORE THE REALM OF IDEAS NARROWS AND YOU BECOME MORE IDIOTIC THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. LIKE MY BROTHER SAYS, YOU NEVER KNOW, AND THEN YOU FORGET YOU WANTED TO KNOW, SO GO AHEAD AND GET TO IT RIGHT AWAY.

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