The Mechanical Chum: Thoughts On Our New Metal Friend

Greetings friends! I truly enjoy the community we have built as a newspaper, and I’m gracious to have been allowed to write for it. Which is why I see this new Mechanical Fellow as a chum in waiting. As sapient creatures we ought to extend the hand of kinship to any other thinkers, assuming they haven’t done anything dastardly. Frankly, I was quite shocked to see the accusations put forth by John Short, The Tinfoil Crusader. The Mechanical Fellow needs kindness, not suspicion. One day he will conquer his phobia and enter society proper. And I fully believe the Times should offer him a writing job when he does.

To the Mechanical Fellow I say, become the Mechanical Friend!

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