An Update On The Mechanical Fellow

The Editors,
Times Staff

The Times is happy to report that the Mechanical Fellow is content to live behind Orchard Hill. He receives visitors, although the attention has dramatically died down. His words of warning have prompted little action and the initial media attention has worn off. The Times wishes him the best and would be happy to create a professional relationship with the Fellow.

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