Are You A Markov Chain? Find Out Now And Get Help?

Dernberger Spengleton,
Tender to the Grand Conveyer

Markov Chains are tools that generate text and sequences of ideas according to probability. They sometimes appear sensible, but in actuality possess no logic or reason, acting only according to patterns.

If you experience any of the following symptoms, you may be a Markov Chain.

1. If the word “big” is more likely to make you say “elephant” than “cat’.2. You form associations between ideas in your head, and when somebody mentions one idea, you feel inclined to mention ideas that you consider related to the idea they mentioned.

3. You do not feel in control of the sequences of words you say or thoughts you think.

4. Sometimes you say something, and only realize it did not make sense after saying it.

If any of these symptoms apply to you, please contact your physician for treatment. You may also email healthcare@surrealtimes.net for free-of-charge medical advice

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