Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
December 12, 2021 |
Drink Helium For Social Distancing | Craig Burroughs |
December 12, 2021 |
What is compound neuronal exposure disease? | Doctor Cozma |
August 23, 2021 |
New Covid Variant Detected | Paul Kruger |
August 23, 2021 |
Recommended Negative Vibe Quota | Milbod Hummmmmmmmm |
July 18, 2021 |
Talking To Your Child About The Worker Elves That Live In Your Body | Lucy Bugle |
July 18, 2021 |
Public Notice: Bones Will Be Distributed Evenly | Tom Johnson |
July 18, 2021 |
Psa: Beware Of Surreal Times Imposters! | The Mysterious M |
July 18, 2021 |
What Really Happened When A Rodent Teether And A Tobot Roother Kissed. | The Speculative Asexual |
May 29, 2021 |
Foundational Mythology | The Late Prof. Mercreu L'aInk |
May 29, 2021 |
Gov. Mandates Continuous Integration Testing Of Humans | Common Observer |
May 29, 2021 |
Hiccupper Quarantine Camps | Carl Mon |
May 29, 2021 |
Are You A Markov Chain? Find Out Now And Get Help? | Dernberger Spengleton |
May 29, 2021 |
Parental Controls For The Eyeballs | Tom Johnson |
April 9, 2021 |
A New Kind Of Hiccup | Carl Mon |
April 9, 2021 |
Bone Storage Problems | Carl Mon |
April 9, 2021 |
Whose Bones Are These? | Aldus Humbleton |
March 12, 2021 |
Can Bone Removal Prevent The Spread Of Covid? | Common Observer |
March 12, 2021 |
Disgraced Surgeon Pioneers Eyeball Relocation Procedure | Bartholomew Bax |
March 12, 2021 |
Multiple Personalities Given Voting Rights | Carl Mon |
March 12, 2021 |
The Mouth Roomba - Newest Dental Invention | Tommy Potentuary |
March 12, 2021 |
The Octopus Saga: How I Ate A Live Octopus And Formed A Bond With It | Paul Kruger |
March 12, 2021 |
Amadeus Huntington, The Plant Destroyer | Paul Kruger |
February 9, 2021 |
A Healthy Man | Bartholomew Bax |
February 9, 2021 |
Locals Be Advised: Harrison Honeycrisp | Aleister Frost |
February 8, 2021 |
Dentist Starves After Robot Teeth Steal Food | Tom Johnson |
February 8, 2021 |
Woman Overdoses On Helium | Tom Johnson |
December 13, 2020 |
Man Replaces Teeth With Small Robots | Carl Mon |
December 13, 2020 |
Cdc Now Recommends Three Personalities Per Person | Common Observer |
October 28, 2020 |
Sandcastle Sex Dolls Deemed Unhealthy | Tom Johnson |
October 28, 2020 |
“Happy App” Bug Gone Wild | Tommy Potentuary |
October 28, 2020 |
The Resilience Of Pastrami Man | Ludwig Andre Hogan |
October 28, 2020 |
Pedro Stein, Un Secretary-general: | Adam Stein |
October 28, 2020 |
Task Tony Episode 1 | Tony Pepperoni |
October 28, 2020 |
"Sane Asylum" Opening Near You | Tommy Potentuary |
September 23, 2020 |
Exciting Performance At Exhibit to be Unveiled | Vivian Mauve |
May 12, 2020 |
Line Life: Health and Wellness using Lines | Theodore Munnely |
January 25, 2020 |
Account: Misinterpretation Of Signs | Bresson Frank |
January 25, 2020 |
Conjoined Headmunk Appears Ambivalent | Sherry Wolverton |
December 6, 2019 |
Chiptooth Kindergarten Holiday Auditing! | Mrs. Porter |
November 11, 2019 |
Status of the Gord | The Gord's Keeper |
November 3, 2019 |
Gas Leafblowers a Public Health Hazard | Anonymous |
November 2, 2019 |
Surprise Inverse Birth Rattles The Community | Common Observer |
November 2, 2019 |
Hypercube Confessions And The Future | Dernberger Spengleton |
November 2, 2019 |
Ant Coordinator Is Criminal, Police Do Nothing | Carl Mon |
October 5, 2019 |
Sex With Brain Parasites Goes Mainstream | Ed Nucklebalm |
October 5, 2019 |
Basketball Game Turns Into Cooking Game Show | Boobnbob |
October 3, 2019 |
Piss Potability Activists Give Us The Piss | Himturr Shnottz |
June 17, 2019 |
Pioneer Valley Urine Found to Be Not Potable | Kenneth Power-Ranger |
June 17, 2019 |
Alien Farmers Market in my Backyard | Charlie Tomquat |
June 17, 2019 |
Optometrist Takes New Approach | BoobnBob |
May 22, 2019 |
The Novelty Manifesto | Eddie Octo |
May 13, 2019 |
The Mechanical Fellow Saves Us From The Noise Moths Crisis | Tommy Potentuary |
April 16, 2019 |
Man Grows Auxiliary Mind | Clarence Mon |
April 16, 2019 |
Account: The Mad Shark of The Monarchy | The Mad Shark |
March 13, 2019 |
Ipsum Communications Satellite Aims Radar at 4th Moon of Jupiter | The Purple Hermit |
February 16, 2019 |
Archeological Records Suggest UMass Amherst is An Eternal Constant | The Purple Hermit |
January 23, 2019 |
Chimp Joe Leaves Jail Under Care of Lover | Clarence Mon |
January 4, 2019 |
Whole Grain Bread Numbers Rising | Clarence Mon |
October 28, 2018 |
Truck Breeding Season Returns After 100 Year Absence | Clarence Mon |
October 20, 2018 |
Scale Replica of Amherst Discovered Miles Under Amherst | The Purple Hermit |
September 29, 2018 |
Who Exposed the Surreal Five to H-33? | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
July 24, 2018 |
Spanish Monks Time Travel To Amherst | Roberto Piccolo |
July 1, 2018 |
Terrible Assault on General Consciousness | Tiggy Sintrupuli |
July 1, 2018 |
Fighting Creatures Are Not Terrestrial | Alfred Humbleton |
May 30, 2018 |
Outlaw Killed Or Not | Megunticook Stevens |
March 15, 2018 |
Letter to The Editor | Joseph Altmann |
March 11, 2018 |
The Arkansas Howler Returns | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
November 20, 2017 |
Local Boys Learns Not To Lie | Cro Raka |
October 27, 2017 |
My Search For Enlightenment in these Forsaken Times | Reverend Garland Hobbes |
October 15, 2017 |
UMass Football Goes Gorillas | Wes Sizemore |
September 25, 2017 |
The Schizo Report | The Voices |
July 27, 2017 |
U.S. Scientists Edit Embryo DNA | Professor Burgowittz |
March 31, 2017 |
Protest by the Tree Folk | Moriarty Collins |
March 2, 2017 |
Tsunami Hits Western Mass | Professor Burgowittz |
February 1, 2017 |
Baby Squeezers Spotted, Walking Calmly, Sometimes Grimacing | Zulu Z. Zulu |
January 31, 2017 |
A peculiar occurence | Dernberger Spengleton |