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Date Published Title Author(s)
December 12, 2021 Drink Helium For Social Distancing Craig Burroughs
December 12, 2021 What is compound neuronal exposure disease? Doctor Cozma
August 23, 2021 New Covid Variant Detected Paul Kruger
August 23, 2021 Recommended Negative Vibe Quota Milbod Hummmmmmmmm
July 18, 2021 Talking To Your Child About The Worker Elves That Live In Your Body Lucy Bugle
July 18, 2021 Public Notice: Bones Will Be Distributed Evenly Tom Johnson
July 18, 2021 Psa: Beware Of Surreal Times Imposters! The Mysterious M
July 18, 2021 What Really Happened When A Rodent Teether And A Tobot Roother Kissed. The Speculative Asexual
May 29, 2021 Foundational Mythology The Late Prof. Mercreu L'aInk
May 29, 2021 Gov. Mandates Continuous Integration Testing Of Humans Common Observer
May 29, 2021 Hiccupper Quarantine Camps Carl Mon
May 29, 2021 Are You A Markov Chain? Find Out Now And Get Help? Dernberger Spengleton
May 29, 2021 Parental Controls For The Eyeballs Tom Johnson
April 9, 2021 A New Kind Of Hiccup Carl Mon
April 9, 2021 Bone Storage Problems Carl Mon
April 9, 2021 Whose Bones Are These? Aldus Humbleton
March 12, 2021 Can Bone Removal Prevent The Spread Of Covid? Common Observer
March 12, 2021 Disgraced Surgeon Pioneers Eyeball Relocation Procedure Bartholomew Bax
March 12, 2021 Multiple Personalities Given Voting Rights Carl Mon
March 12, 2021 The Mouth Roomba - Newest Dental Invention Tommy Potentuary
March 12, 2021 The Octopus Saga: How I Ate A Live Octopus And Formed A Bond With It Paul Kruger
March 12, 2021 Amadeus Huntington, The Plant Destroyer Paul Kruger
February 9, 2021 A Healthy Man Bartholomew Bax
February 9, 2021 Locals Be Advised: Harrison Honeycrisp Aleister Frost
February 8, 2021 Dentist Starves After Robot Teeth Steal Food Tom Johnson
February 8, 2021 Woman Overdoses On Helium Tom Johnson
December 13, 2020 Man Replaces Teeth With Small Robots Carl Mon
December 13, 2020 Cdc Now Recommends Three Personalities Per Person Common Observer
October 28, 2020 Sandcastle Sex Dolls Deemed Unhealthy Tom Johnson
October 28, 2020 “Happy App” Bug Gone Wild Tommy Potentuary
October 28, 2020 The Resilience Of Pastrami Man Ludwig Andre Hogan
October 28, 2020 Pedro Stein, Un Secretary-general: Adam Stein
October 28, 2020 Task Tony Episode 1 Tony Pepperoni
October 28, 2020 "Sane Asylum" Opening Near You Tommy Potentuary
September 23, 2020 Exciting Performance At Exhibit to be Unveiled Vivian Mauve
May 12, 2020 Line Life: Health and Wellness using Lines Theodore Munnely
January 25, 2020 Account: Misinterpretation Of Signs Bresson Frank
January 25, 2020 Conjoined Headmunk Appears Ambivalent Sherry Wolverton
December 6, 2019 Chiptooth Kindergarten Holiday Auditing! Mrs. Porter
November 11, 2019 Status of the Gord The Gord's Keeper
November 3, 2019 Gas Leafblowers a Public Health Hazard Anonymous
November 2, 2019 Surprise Inverse Birth Rattles The Community Common Observer
November 2, 2019 Hypercube Confessions And The Future Dernberger Spengleton
November 2, 2019 Ant Coordinator Is Criminal, Police Do Nothing Carl Mon
October 5, 2019 Sex With Brain Parasites Goes Mainstream Ed Nucklebalm
October 5, 2019 Basketball Game Turns Into Cooking Game Show Boobnbob
October 3, 2019 Piss Potability Activists Give Us The Piss Himturr Shnottz
June 17, 2019 Pioneer Valley Urine Found to Be Not Potable Kenneth Power-Ranger
June 17, 2019 Alien Farmers Market in my Backyard Charlie Tomquat
June 17, 2019 Optometrist Takes New Approach BoobnBob
May 22, 2019 The Novelty Manifesto Eddie Octo
May 13, 2019 The Mechanical Fellow Saves Us From The Noise Moths Crisis Tommy Potentuary
April 16, 2019 Man Grows Auxiliary Mind Clarence Mon
April 16, 2019 Account: The Mad Shark of The Monarchy The Mad Shark
March 13, 2019 Ipsum Communications Satellite Aims Radar at 4th Moon of Jupiter The Purple Hermit
February 16, 2019 Archeological Records Suggest UMass Amherst is An Eternal Constant The Purple Hermit
January 23, 2019 Chimp Joe Leaves Jail Under Care of Lover Clarence Mon
January 4, 2019 Whole Grain Bread Numbers Rising Clarence Mon
October 28, 2018 Truck Breeding Season Returns After 100 Year Absence Clarence Mon
October 20, 2018 Scale Replica of Amherst Discovered Miles Under Amherst The Purple Hermit
September 29, 2018 Who Exposed the Surreal Five to H-33? Joe Kierlskegrienger
July 24, 2018 Spanish Monks Time Travel To Amherst Roberto Piccolo
July 1, 2018 Terrible Assault on General Consciousness Tiggy Sintrupuli
July 1, 2018 Fighting Creatures Are Not Terrestrial Alfred Humbleton
May 30, 2018 Outlaw Killed Or Not Megunticook Stevens
March 15, 2018 Letter to The Editor Joseph Altmann
March 11, 2018 The Arkansas Howler Returns Joe Kierlskegrienger
November 20, 2017 Local Boys Learns Not To Lie Cro Raka
October 27, 2017 My Search For Enlightenment in these Forsaken Times Reverend Garland Hobbes
October 15, 2017 UMass Football Goes Gorillas Wes Sizemore
September 25, 2017 The Schizo Report The Voices
July 27, 2017 U.S. Scientists Edit Embryo DNA Professor Burgowittz
March 31, 2017 Protest by the Tree Folk Moriarty Collins
March 2, 2017 Tsunami Hits Western Mass Professor Burgowittz
February 1, 2017 Baby Squeezers Spotted, Walking Calmly, Sometimes Grimacing Zulu Z. Zulu
January 31, 2017 A peculiar occurence Dernberger Spengleton