Brave Help Wanted for Dangerous, Vital Work

Maximillian C. Ramped,
Times Correspondent

Have you ever wanted to be on the cusp of history? The wave is here, and it needs helpers. For too long the Hyper-Mundane Plane, and its overlords, the Hyper-Mundane Masters, have remained a mystery. No more! I represent the Explore Down corporation, a group of movers and thinkers interested in the last great unknown: the Hyper-Mundane Plane. We now need brave Mundanonauts to voyage into this sea of questions. The work is dangerous and the compensation is low but the opportunity is tremendous. Join us! Email the management of this newspaper [1] if you are interested.

[1] (management@surrealtimes.net)

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